fics written from spock’s pov are great and I love them but sometimes the smut scenes can get really fuckin weird with how damn technical and matter of fact they are I just can’t take them seriously because all I can think is if kirk could hear his internal monologue he’d just be like
I know everyone is all about super chaste virginal Enjolras who never talks about sex ever and that’s awesome he can still be super chaste and virginal but just think with me for a minute
Enjolras who just wants all his friends to be safe so every time one of them (or a few of them) say they’re going out to a bar or a club or something they immediately get a handful of condoms and lube packets thrown at them from Enjolras’ bag with nothing more than a threatening look and a finger pointed at them that says it all
you better be safe u nerds or i’m gonna punch u right in the nads
i did it i wrote the thing - ao3
But Bucky is in your head. You’re not sure if he’s real, or if he was put there, or if you’ve created him, like some kind of coping mechanism born of an empty mind and one man’s reaction to your face, but he’s there.
Post CA2: TWS, spoilers for the film.
Wow, this is glorious.